Murrit Turkin

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Thief of Time


9 Repitonian Solar Sweeps

Gender Identity

Agender - presents masculine (He/She/They)[1]



Screen Name


Typing Style

Replaces H's with "#", circumfixes every message with ">([" and "]". Speaks in a irregular, erratic manner with heavy use of slang, references, nicknames, insults and memes. When serious he stops using slang and "#" for H's, but keeps the circumfixes and lack of capitals.

Strife Specibi


Fetch Modus



Acerigger Switchem - Ancestor
Dismas Mersiv - Kismesis (Physically coupled, Matesprit crush.)


Mammory Master ♫
Wrapped Around Your Fin ♫
Mantle Piece ♫
Extra Worse ♫
That's Right! ♫ Radical Statical ♫ Disenchanted ♫ Indefinite Progress ♫ Good Old Hornless Jerryatric ♫ Path Of The Righteous Man ♫


Murrit Turkin, also known by his Skorpe handle, unclaspedKahuna, is one of the trolls in Vast Error. His associated alchemic sigil is Lead and his horns are shaped like rods with flipped protrusions on the top. Upwards on the right and downwards on the left.

He was the fifth troll introduced and, as a Time player, one of the two players meant to usher The Game to its players along with the session's Space player.

He was the fourth player to enter the game.


The word murrit, when translated from Basque, means 'die'. This may be a reference to his aspect, which is often associated with death. "Turkin" could be a reference to Valentin Turkin (1887-1958), a Russian screenwriter and critic. This can be loosely related to Murrit's interests in pop culture and recording his friends' lives to make wacky compilation movies.


Six Sweeps

In his youth, Murrit was a salesman who sold pieces of the Frog Temple near his hive for profit. Upon making a deal with White Noise to rebuild the temple and notify his group of friends after he finished, he was awakened on the moon of Derse where he was apprehended by a group of con men known as The Dead Shufflers and held hostage against the Black Queen. The game's Jack Noir, known as Scathing Sharper, took a liking to Murrit rather quickly and as such acted as a sort of mentor to him, teaching him how they operated and turning him into a feared member of their gang, and in his waking life, a feared member of the remaining sea troll hierarchy.

Some time afterward, Murrit sold the Shufflers out into servitude or hiding and completely changed his personality in some capacity before the events of the story began.


On the night of the game Murrit spends most of his time organizing and pushing people to go along with his plans, as well as playing Anthropormuncipality with Laivan. He is first seen speaking with Taz, trying to get her to listen to him about what's been set in motion. Murrit finds Dismas in a ravine; Dismas, being hard to kill, manages to come out alive but heavily injured. He is once again approached by the Boobdrone, now being piloted by Murrit. Dismas tells Murrit that he's officially out of commission, on the count of his broken arm which his healing factor can't immediately heal like the rest of him. Dismas calls Murrit out for nearly getting him killed for his sick little videos, but states that he knows better than to expect more from the seadweller when Murrit asks if he wants an apology. In an effort to make Dismas feel better and get him to move, he brings Dismas' moirail into a Skorpe call: furbishFacilitated. An upset and frantic FF asks Murrit about Dismas' wellbeing, as Murrit had told her that he had been killed to get her to join said call. Dismas comforts FF and FF tries to get a better understanding of the situation, as Murrit had failed to explain anything clearly to her, as usual.

Murrit states he's ready for Dismas to act as his server player for the game. Dismas and FF tells Murrit to fuck off on the count of Dismas' condition and Murrit being entirely at fault for it. Murrit tells them he's hatched a plan to get Dismas back to his hive, as he has another Boobdrone push an ore-powered mine cart onto the nearby rails.

Dismas and FF do not like Murrit's plan, and point out a number of its flaws. Dismas brings up Albion, who had appeared to not be acting like herself and was being abnormally cryptic (she had been possessed by her Ancestor), but Murrit dismisses this and states that she appears to be acting normally. FF points out that Dismas' lusus is likely back in Dismas' hive, but Murrit tells her that it's under control. Finally Dismas reminds Murrit that his computer has been damaged and will likely be unable to run the game properly. Murrit tells Dismas that they will just have to work as a team to get the job done. Resentful, but seeing no other options, Dismas reluctantly agrees with the plan. Dismas is lifted onto the cart by the drone, sets the carrier's speed to max and proceeds to MELT TRACK with the Boobdrone in tow.

During the Game

After his entry, Murrit had an argument with Metatron regarding of the Game, recalling the time he used to murder other trolls before he changed his entire appearance and attitude after meeting someone. He also recalled the time he was watching on Ellsee doing a ritual, in which Metatron replies that if he'd actually kill her, their entire session would fail.

Personality and Traits

Murrit is a troll with a complex and overly esoteric personality, being generally hard to decipher due to his penchant for misdirecting and confusing people on purpose. He presents an over-the-top front of being a skeevy and perverted troll with a love of all forms of debauchery. He deliberately speaks in a way that is annoying, slang-filled and inconsistent that often leaves the people he interacts with confused and frustrated. Not much is known about his actual personality, to the point that Murrit himself may not be sure of his true interests and demeanor. However, he has been shown to be serious and aggressive when provoked by someone who he thinks is a threat.

Murrit has little to no interest in the hierarchy of blood-castes and sea-dweller nobility. He finds both concepts completely irrelevant and outdated on a dying planet with a critically endangered sea-dweller population (to the frustration of a certain magenta-blooded troll). True to this disdain for the pecking order, Murrit tries to (mis)treat everyone equally, rarely giving anyone any special treatment.

Among Murrit's interests are collecting ancient media (but especially televisions and video tapes), spying on his friends and collecting video footage of their mistakes so that he can make wacky videos, playing Anthropormuncipality with Laivan, robotics, antagonizing/helping Dismas and pretending to be into hentai.

Murrit seems to be proficient in using a launchpad, though his is just loaded with a bunch of weird sound effects including one of just a scream that he listens to for minutes at a time.

In the past, Murrit had behaved more in-line with the supposed standards of his blood caste, but has since abandoned the facade for reasons unknown.


Dismas Mersiv

Murrit and Dismas have been in a kismessitude for at least around two sweeps, and share the standard, mutually antagonistic relationship with one another. Murrit somehow gained and still owns Dismas's soul after an online poker game and the two worked as partners in an unknown capacity in the past. Though it is inferred that the work wasn't negotiable and quite a lot of murder was involved.

Murrit appears to take a tough-love stance towards Dismas, regularly helping Dismas in a round-about, incomprehensible manner through the use of his Boobdrone and in person. Dismas generally acts like he's completely tired of Murrit's bullshit, but goes along with it anyway and does seem to be able to talk to him without resorting to usual rivalistic behavior. Murrit has been shown to be physically aggressive with Dismas at least through the use of Boobdrone, but this may be a form of hate-flirting or a one time action on his part.

Murrit has also been confirmed to have a flushed crush on Dismas[2], however, due to the gravity of this fact and his fear of ruining their relationship, Murrit keeps it a secret.

The twos dreamselfs seem to have somewhat inversed relations, and rather then kissmesis they are matesprits.

Laivan Ferroo

Laivan is one of Murrit's closest friends, with the two sharing a passion for Anthropormuncipality and a destiny in leading everyone to play the game they recovered from the Frog Temple. Laivan is one of the few trolls who isn't put off by Murrit's bizarre quirks and even jokingly calls him out on it. Murrit is often more honest around Laivan in turn and does not seem to harass him as harshly as some others, even though he isn't free from it either.

Tazsia Poemme

Taz is one of the few trolls to not be immediately put off by Murrit's scummy, perverted facade, to the point that she's actually somewhat fond of the sea-dweller. Despite this, Taz will not put up with any of Murrit's bullshit and is ready to drop his ass whenever he's not being helpful. Murrit on the other hand enjoys toying with Taz and her temper, but does try his best to actually be useful to her once in a while as well. Though he also has his tipping point and has left Taz on her ass just as badly as she has done to him.

This nicer relationship is however, undercut by his constant mention and nicknaming of Taz's breasts in their conversations -- something that Taz surprisingly doesn't seem to get onto him about as much as you'd think she would.

Calder Kerian

Murrit does not like Calder at all. Murrit makes a huge point of annoying or ignoring Calder whenever possible, even basing his "love" and persistence of enjoying hentai to mock his male-centric ideals and hoity toity attitude. Conversely, Calder is frustrated with Murrit's refusal to behave like a proper sea dweller, and regularly tries to boss Murrit around, even though he at one point deeply respected him.

Ellsee Raines

Due to Murrit's viewing of an occult ritual to contact her parents, Murrit greatly dislikes Ellsee, and distrusts her even more so, to the point that Murrit actively tries to keep Ellsee out of the game and threatens her. Ellsee is the only troll who Murrit has referred to by name, rather than a double entendres-rifled, reference-heavy, or insulting nickname.

Jentha Briati

Like most people, Jentha finds Murrit to be obnoxious and annoying, but is further made more uncomfortable by his demeanor due to her anxiety issues and panic attacks. Jentha seems to be forceful and willing to put her foot down when interacting with Murrit on the behalf of her moirail, and outright insults and calls out the seadweller when he's acting especially terrible, a possible result of Dismas' influence. Despite this, she doesn't seem to hate Murrit by any means and just seems to think of him as a 'stupidhead'.

Arcjec Voorat

Arcjec generally dislikes interacting with Murrit, but appears to trust him regardless, believing him to not be a liar, at least in regards to The Game. Murrit is apparently fond of Arcjec, finding him to be fun and easy to provoke. Arcjec thinks Murrit is generally very bad at explaining things.

White Noise

Murrit met White Noise at least two sweeps prior to the events of the Game. White Noise had approached the destined Time player his dreams, and gave him the choice of whether to pursue his destiny or not, clearly outlining the conditions of such a contact would require of Murrit and what it would give Murrit in return. Murrit having been an accomplished gambler and con-man at the time could quickly tell that White Noise was no swindler and was not one to be swindled either. Interested in the prospect of finding his ideal self, Murrit accepted and has worked in tandem with Laivan to fulfill his end of the bargain with White Noise ever since. As part of their deal, Murrit's dreamself awoke on Derse, and he's dreamed on Derse ever since.

The Dead Shufflers

Murrit was once a member of the The Dead Shufflers. After he awoke on Derse, his Dreamself was kidnapped by the group in hopes of using him as leverage against the Dersite royalty. However, when their leader, the Scathing Sharper took a liking to the young Murrit, he invited the seadweller into their fold. Murrit was a natural fit for the cut throat group, and began taking on their activities in his real life as well. However, Murrit eventually lost interest in that kind of life, and sold the group out. He hasn't looked back since.


  • Murrit's Skorpe handle, unclaspedKahuna, is a blatant reference to his played up obsession with breasts. 'unclasped' means something 'revealed' or 'undressed'; 'kahuna' is a euphemism for breasts.
  • His drones known as Boobdrones, are short for: Based Occulatory Operating Buddy Drone. They also all have functions that, when set on auto-pilot, do different things. The one that Murrit sent out to Dismas in Act 1 says random factoids about female troll chests.
  • Murrit has never used the same nickname for a character twice.
  • Murrit switches what pair of shutter shades he wears every 'wice' (about a week) per half a sweep.
    • He has 52 varying pairs, which is more than likely to represent how many wices there are per half-sweep. Though it could also be a reference to how many cards there are in a full deck.
  • Murrit is a huge fan of Repitonian pop-culture, from various eras of the planet's long history. Aspects of his character and hive contain numerous references to various Repitonian media (actually just Repitonian versions of a number of Earth media from the 80s and 90s). Such references include:
  • Murrit is a Violetblood, a Derse dreamer, and a Hero of Time, meaning on Alternia his sign would be Aquaries.
  • Murrit appears in Hiveswap Friendship Simulator: Volume Seventeen in the one of the backgrounds of Nihkee Moolah's route.
  • Murrit considers Dismas to be "one of the only great things his life has ever given him"[3]



  1. @VastError on Twitter on Jan 13, 2020. "arcjec is nonbinary masc (he/they), ellsee is nonbinary fem (she/they), murrit is agender but typically presents as masculine (he/she/they). these are the characters that definitely already have their shit square" https://twitter.com/VastError/status/1216935170814676992?s=20
  2. [1]
  3. "one of the only great things his life has ever given him"[2]
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Heart.png Jegudial Mind.png Forcas Breath.png Zehanpuryu Light.png Af
Life.png Lilith Hope.png Bathkol Doom.png Sorush Space Outline.png Haniel
Blood.png Wormwood Rage.png Azbogah Time.png Gusion Void.png Procel
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Resolve.png Yeshin Laevis Silver.png Ikamai Amalie
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Silver.png Sovara Amalie
Calcine.png Cinare Montor Ashes.png Valtel Gurtea Acid.png Racren Innali Nocent Bystan
Glass.png Talald Hieron Phosphorus.png Alonzo Mersiv
(The Fomentor)
Phosphorus.png Dismas Mersiv
Garnie Caduceus.png Rodere Arsenic.png Husske Mayzee Lye.png Degner Veibod
Sand Sigil.png Mshiri Libeta Vinegar.png Vellia Tin.png Seanna Briati Tin.png Jentha Briati
Borax.png Lipsen Fluxum Cuprum Arsenicatum.png Hayyan Refero Reverberation.png Sabine Berare Notrel Evantt
Filter.png Sirage Feltri Soap.png Mekris Copper.png Cyprim Shukra
(The Exemplar)
Copper.png Albion Shukra Pascal Vitriol.png Raurou Dersal
Herb.png Gerbat Batrav Distill.png Glomer Hicner Cepora Precipitation.png Hamifi Hekrix
Digest.png Turnin Kaikai Gold.png Kanaka Helilo
(The Bohemian)
Gold.png Serpaz Helilo Talc.png Arcamu Iopara
Talc.png Secily Iopara Electrum.png Crytum Lydian Aislin Crucible.png Cadlys Rankor
Take.png Bytcon Krypto Zinc.png Orthus Ferroo
(The Jagerman)
Zinc.png Laivan Ferroo
Death.png Necron Exmort Iderra
Iron Pyrite.png Rypite Koldan Sulfur.png Eburis Coliad
(The Vanguard)
Sulfur.png Occeus Coliad Dexous
Clay.png Cretas Mglina Gingou Disone Keiksi Ezlilu Fusion.png Seinru Narako
Platinum.png Kaista Poemme
(Fortmistress Deadlock)
Platinum.png Tazsia Poemme Ammonia.png Endari Vernir
Sublimation.png Clarud Enthal
(The Executive)
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Iron.pngNereus Kerian
(Caesar Consceleratus Persolus)
Iron.pngCalder Kerian Aqua Regia.png Woemil Wohwil
Brass.png Oricka Rourst Lead.png Povalt Turkin
(Acerigger Switchem)
Lead.png Murrit Turkin
Special / Unknown
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(The Unknown/The Forgiven)
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